Testimonials

Monkey Ultramass

"Great taste! Loving the no sugars, never seen that before. Are you bringing out other flavours?"
J Ash, Tewkesbury

"Mixes well with water. Personally I prefer it with milk coz it reminds me of a milkshake we had when we was kids."
Razza, Liverpool

"Perfect! The name put me off at first - Ultramass sounds a bit extreme for a girl with asmall frame, such as myself But the no fat and sugar was enough for me to give it a go. Will defo be back for more! Thanks monkey nutrition"
Karen Tomlinson, Preston

"Lovin the taste monkeys!!! any chance your bringing out a powder with higher protein content for the big lads!"
Damo 'K.O' Cummings, Derbyshire

"PROTEIN TASTES BLOODY AMAZING! HOW DO I GET DISCOUNT CODE!"
James Stott, Wolverhampton

"Only orderd the 420g, just to see what it tastes like. I was pretty surprised at how good it was. The low carb thing didn't really bother me but no cholesterol is a bonus."
Richard Hutchinson, Oldham

"bit pricey but tastes better than most and is defo high quality."
Thomas Oakley, Cleckheaton

"This is the first time I've tried whey protein. Is it okay to take with milk?"
Debbie, Cheadle Hulme

"This is by far the best protein for mixing with fruit and yoghurt, it really does make dieting much easier."
Jenna Adams, Kidlington

"Great taste! I'm no expert but love this stuff and it's well worth paying that bit extra…keep it real! That's the way I roll!"
Marcus Gray, Prestbury

"this is an amazing tasting protein. It mixes well, tastes great and its reasonably priced given the top grade quality youre getting"
Matt Robinson, Manchester

"Iv been using the ultra mass whey protein for just over a month and for me it stands far superior over any product. There is practically "nothing it cant mix with, the taste of it is mixed simply with water is unbelievable. But the quality that stands out most in this product is effects it has on the body. Since Ive used it havent noticed any build up of fat or any size building around my waist. It build muscle around places were you train in no time".
Connor Rhiordan Prestbury

"I ordered the Monkey Ultramass and the Thermarip on the Thursday and it was delivered to my door on Friday morning! The Ultramass tastes great! and I've already been trying out a few of your shakes! If these products work out well then I'll definitely be adding more products to my list. Cheers for the great service".
Jack Cox, Bristol

Im training for my 1st marathon & wanted to loose some fat, tone muscle mass & also get the most out of my training sessions, so I turned to Monkey Nutrition and Im so happy with all the products I've been recommended to use. Already seeing great results after just under 2 weeks of use. Will be ordering more soon. Cant thank you enough :o)

Sarah Pickering, Woking, Surrey

Monkey Therma-Rip

"cheap enough and actually works!"
Mavis Evans from Mumbles Swansea

"Love this, I've lost 15lbs in 4 wks!"
Heather Keenan, Tranmere

"Therma-rip supressed my appetite at first and made me go to the toilet quite a bit. Is that normal? I have lost 8lbs, but I have been eating better than usual so not sure what to put the weight loss down to."
Natalie Whiting, Chatham

"No shakes or other funny feelings ive had with other weight loss tablets. This 1 just feels better."
G Hayward, Blackburn

"this is me new fav!! workd a treat 4 me!"
Stella Acton, Lpool

"Amazing results... surprisingly no side effects compared to other slimming pills, makes toning up so much easier!"
Angela, Cheshire

"I bought the thermarip. Leaned up big time using this stuff. cheers!"
Jake 'the snake' Phillips, Manchester UK

"Lost loads of weight…but it did make me piss 4 Scotland!!"
Carl Dempster, Coatbridge

Monkey Dynamite

"Try the awesome Dynamite packs from Monkey Nutrition, they have helped me get back inti my groove training seriously. You may think personal trainer not training seriously, the reality is training other people affects your own training but this stuff helps when you are working 16 hour days. So if you work normal hours even better!! Try Monkey Nutrition products they Work!!"
Paul Mason, Personal Trainer, Cheshire

"recommend this to anyone who wants to put some size on."
Bailey Smith, Nottingham

"How many ingredients?! This is a great product for cheap money. Have seen definite improvements in my workouts and vascularity is amazing!"
Ryan Aspinall, Bristol

"Mega effective stuff this dynamite. 11 tablets is a lot to handle though. I also ordered the Matrix Pak yesterday, so cant wait to try that!"
Ivan The Terrible (Lee Jones), Manchester

"well impressed with the dynamite and will be recommending this to all the lads down the gym."
Mick Clarke, Leeds

"THIS IS SOME POTENT SHIT! ARE YOU BRINGING OUT A POWDER?"
Lee Quarmyne, Croydon

Monkey Matrix Pak

"I started taking this 4 weeks ago and I'm amazed at the positive effect it has had on my training."
Simon Ashworth. Durham

"The Matrix pak is similar to universals animal pak but cheaper and fewer to take. Overall a good solid product."
Greg, Stoke

"After trying your matrix pak and ultra mass I've got to say iam now a monkey nutrition convert! I've just ordered some digestive MX and some more matrix. can I have a discount code…Please!!"
Matthew Wright, Leamington Spa

"smashin tha protein, smashin tha creatine, just bought tha matrix pak so that's gonna get smashed too!! Whoop whoop! lovin this f**kin stuff!!"
Dean 'General Sin' Sinclair, Crystal Palace

"Great for after a work out to boost your system, I take a pack before bed if I am starting to feel a cold coming on and feel great in the morning."
David Lloyd-Jones, Guiseley, Leeds

Monkey Mass+

"Is this a weight gainer? I really liked the taste and I was told it would help me bulk up. I have put on nearly half a stone this month. What does the deer antler do?"
Keiron Bell, Teddington

"I bought Mass +, the ultra mass and the creatine, the combination blew me away! Honestly the best gains I've seen in ages. Only 1 criticism though – I ran out of the mass + fairly quickly. Do you not do this powder in larger weights?"
Steve Pearson, Newcastle

"Whod of thought cinnamon could taste so good ha ha!"
D Tierney, Manchester

Monkey Albumen

"Your Albumen is the best egg white protein powder I've ever tasted. Will you be doing it in chocolate?"

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